Kiss Me Not

It would be irresponsible not to talk about kissing andhighly unlikely that they enjoy it, unless of course they
smoking, wouldn't it? For it is a well known fact thatare smokers themselves and don't notice the smell or
these are two of life's greatest pleasures, no doubttaste. In essence you are silently ruining this cherishable
about it. But if you are one of those people whogift. Whoever this person is that is kissing you is
assume that they can be practiced within the samesacrificing the experience of a great kiss, and it's
lifetime you are sorely mistaken.because of you. You get to kiss someone with sweet
For most of the great kissers in this world (and theybreath, and they don't? How does that work? That
hopefully include someone within your inner circle),adds up to kiss abuse. Would you want to kiss an
kissing a smoker is not fun. As a matter of fact, theexhaust pipe? Or maybe a day old bag of garbage? I
people in the ranks of great kissers all feel the samedidn't think so.
way that kissing a smoker is a real crusher, you lookThe smell problem extends far beyond the time you
forward to that first kiss and then it's ruined becausehave had a cigarette, I am sure you know that. You
of the smell and taste of cigarettes. If you think this iscan smoke one cigarette in the morning and still be
an 'Us' and 'Them' issue, it is not. For the list of greatlargely un-kissable at night. So do the math: If you
kissers includes OTHER smokers, I am sorry to say.smoke more than one cigarette a day, then you are
Let us tick off the small, but obvious reasons why.turning yourself into a bit of a pariah in the kissing
Smoking smells if you haven't noticed; it smells terrible.department.
And if anyone who is worth their weight wants a kissMints and mouthwash won't help either. The amount of
they will not choose you as their first choice no matterchemicals that are now placed in cigarettes to make
how attracted they are to you. In fact you will fallthe whole smoking experience more pleasant have
down to very near the bottom of their list. You smellhad a disastrous effect on the smell they produce.
like the bad factory that we all close our noses whenNothing will take it away, so even if you eat a packet
we pass you by. And kissing that is not such aof mints before kissing it won't make any difference.
romantic notion.If you want that lasting impression you give to
If by chance you have been blessed by the gods andsomeone to be Yuck! Patooey! Then the only thing to
are being kissed, hopefully on a regular basis, bysay is go for it; smoke all you want. On the other hand
someone you want to kiss back; then you should firstif you want to be lovable and considerate then there is
and foremost consider yourself very lucky for it isonly one choice for you and tobacco it is not.