| It would be irresponsible not to talk about | | | | consider yourself very lucky for it is highly |
| kissing and smoking, wouldn't it? For it is a | | | | unlikely that they enjoy it, unless of course |
| well known fact that these are two of life's | | | | they are smokers themselves and don't notice |
| greatest pleasures, no doubt about it. But if | | | | the smell or taste. In essence you are |
| you are one of those people who assume that | | | | silently ruining this cherishable gift. |
| they can be practiced within the same | | | | Whoever this person is that is kissing you is |
| lifetime you are sorely mistaken. | | | | sacrificing the experience of a great kiss, |
| | | | and it's because of you. You get to kiss |
| For most of the great kissers in this world | | | | someone with sweet breath, and they don't? |
| (and they hopefully include someone within | | | | How does that work? That adds up to kiss |
| your inner circle), kissing a smoker is not | | | | abuse. Would you want to kiss an exhaust |
| fun. As a matter of fact, the people in the | | | | pipe? Or maybe a day old bag of garbage? I |
| ranks of great kissers all feel the same way | | | | didn't think so. |
| that kissing a smoker is a real crusher, you | | | | |
| look forward to that first kiss and then it's | | | | The smell problem extends far beyond the time |
| ruined because of the smell and taste of | | | | you have had a cigarette, I am sure you know |
| cigarettes. If you think this is an 'Us' and | | | | that. You can smoke one cigarette in the |
| 'Them' issue, it is not. For the list of | | | | morning and still be largely un-kissable at |
| great kissers includes OTHER smokers, I am | | | | night. So do the math: If you smoke more than |
| sorry to say. | | | | one cigarette a day, then you are turning |
| | | | yourself into a bit of a pariah in the |
| Let us tick off the small, but obvious | | | | kissing department. |
| reasons why. | | | | |
| | | | Mints and mouthwash won't help either. The |
| Smoking smells if you haven't noticed; it | | | | amount of chemicals that are now placed in |
| smells terrible. And if anyone who is worth | | | | cigarettes to make the whole smoking |
| their weight wants a kiss they will not | | | | experience more pleasant have had a |
| choose you as their first choice no matter | | | | disastrous effect on the smell they produce. |
| how attracted they are to you. In fact you | | | | Nothing will take it away, so even if you eat |
| will fall down to very near the bottom of | | | | a packet of mints before kissing it won't |
| their list. You smell like the bad factory | | | | make any difference. |
| that we all close our noses when we pass you | | | | |
| by. And kissing that is not such a romantic | | | | If you want that lasting impression you give |
| notion. | | | | to someone to be Yuck! Patooey! Then the only |
| | | | thing to say is go for it; smoke all you |
| If by chance you have been blessed by the | | | | want. On the other hand if you want to be |
| gods and are being kissed, hopefully on a | | | | lovable and considerate then there is only |
| regular basis, by someone you want to kiss | | | | one choice for you and tobacco it is not. |
| back; then you should first and foremost | | | | |