Pipe Care - Part One

Fixing a loose stemtenon back and forth while moving he flame up and
Once in a blue moon a pipe smoker may be faceddown (the intent is to soften the vulcanite, not melt it).
with a loose stem. Most of the time this problem will fixThen take the drill bit and insert the end that goes into
itself, but if the stem is so loose that it falls out, thenthe chuck into the tenon. Push it in about 1/2 inch, be
something has to be done. Your best bet is to take thevery careful to keep the tenon straight. Then while
pipe to a tobacconist or send it to a repairperson.holding the pipe and bit with both hands, put it under
These people will have years of practice doing thesecold water to cool down.
repairs, and it will cost very little. It is very easy for anFixing a stem that's too tight
amateur to crack a shank when attempting to repair aIf the stem is still inserted in the pipe and is so difficult
pipe, as most of us, at one time or another will agreeto remove that you fear your pipe may be damaged,
to that.then place the pipe in the freezer for several minutes.
Nevertheless, if you are determined to do it on yourThis works the vast majority of the time; however, if
own, first you have to determine what kind of stem isthe stem still proves too difficult to remove, smoke the
in the pipe. If the stem is Lucite, the easiest fix is topipe, allow it to cool, and try to remove the stem again.
apply a very thin layer of clear nail polish to the tenon,If neither of these techniques work, then send the pipe
allow this to dry *completely*, and then carefully sandto a reputable repair person.
the tenon to fit. A vulcanite stem, on the other hand, isIf you do manage to remove the stem, place some
a bit more complicated, as you will need to heat thesort of dry lubricant, such as graphite (from a soft
tenon and expand it in some way. There are a numberpencil) or wax, on the tenon and attempt to reinsert
of ways to go about this procedure, but the best onethe stem. If this does not provide satisfactory results,
is found below.you will need to remove a small amount of material
First, remove the stem from the pipe and insert a drillfrom the tenon. Wrap some very fine (400 grit or so)
bit, using the end that fits into the chuck and try it forsandpaper or some "O" or finer grade steel wool
size. If it fits snugly into the tenon, the next size up isaround the tenon and twist the stem gently. Work
the one you will be using. Next, carefully heat the tenonvery slowly and carefully, and check the fit frequently
over the flame (1/2 inch to 1 inch away) of auntil it is satisfactory.
disposable lighter for a couple of minutes, rotate the